On the plane I thought about
If I faked my death by jumping out of the plane
And I had the ability to change my appearance at whim
I would come to all of you as an elderly, pleasant old man in a suit
maybe a white guy
Or specifically italian
And I would say I represented matthew carroll
And that in the event of his death everyone would receive a substantial portion
Of his vast fortune, which none of you knew about
And in disguise as this representative I would watch all of you live your lives with the money I have given you
At least 5 million each
And I would be happy
That I have helped you
