there’s a program on abc called happy valley and i thought it was about the Aboriginal fringe camp in townsville that i’ve stayed in once but it’s just about yorkshire police……

You foo.l you think, to challenge me right when I’ve finished drinking this bottle of San pellegrino??, my blood is twice as oxygenated as yours and therefore I am twice as powerful.

gotitforcheap:

10 minutes of Xzibit entrances from pimp my ride, just what the doctor prescribed 

Xzibit is a fearsome and all powerful god and when he descends on your pitiful suburbia you should feel humbled in his presence

cyborgmemoirs:

Tech bros will stop at nothing to get what they perceive to be theirs. In the latest example of unchecked hubris, we witness as a squad of adults in Dropbox jerseys argue with and cuss at children over a San Francisco soccer field.

The argument started over a Mission District field, which Mission Local says has been popular with “mainly Spanish-speaking soccer players” for decades. The location has traditionally been used for pick-up games. But Dropbox-uniformed players that rented the field through a controversial new city process insisted it was their turn to play.

Of course, the kids already using the field weren’t psyched about a group of presumably well-paid men taking the space away from them. When a 20-year-old intervened on behalf of the kids, the adults became petulant. As transcribed by Uptown Almanac:

Guy Already Playing on Field: You don’t understand— this field has never been booked. How long have you been in the neighborhood?

Bro: Over a year!

GAPOF: Oh, over a year?

Off Camera Guy in Dropbox Tee-Shirt: Who gives a shit? Who cares about the neighborhood?

UPDATE: OMFG AT THE FUCKING YUPTECHIE WHO TURNS  TO THE PERSON FILMING AND WHINES “THIS IS REALLY WEIRD AND AWKWARD. LIKE, WE’RE PART OF THE COMMUNITY AND WE’RE TRYING TO PLAY. BUT YOU’RE BEING REALLY WEIRD MAN, YOU’RE BEING AKWARD AND DISASTROUSLY WEIRD.”

THEN WHY DID YOU BUY THE FIELD TO EXCLUDE THE OTHER PLAYERS AND NOT JUST DO A PICKUP GAME LIKE IS CUSTOM OF THE COMMUNITY??????

(via skatebee)

If you live in sydney or are going there soonish please check out the current exhibition at White Rabbit Gallery there are some amazing video pieces and installations and everything is great

To a lot of people learning a language is being given a sword and knowing how to hold it and how to swing it, but it needs to be about knowing when to sheath it when to bear it when to present it when to lend it to another when to put on its stand and leave the room when to craft with it but most importantly knowing how and when to protect and care for those with naught but sticks to defend themselves (always)